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Shitting splinters

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023
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shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.
(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.
by Miltalie November 16, 2023
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shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.
Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023
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Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024
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Shitting in the Dark

V.- 1.The act of playing a video game without knowing what you are doing.

2. The act of being Arin Hanson (Gamegrump) while playing a game.
1.was really shitting in the dark while trying to play Cult of the Lamb.

2. I watched Arin play Cult of the Lamb on Gamegrumps and he was really shitting in the dark, as usual.
by Buddyzilla May 9, 2024
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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