Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

underboob shirt

Any short shirt, such as a halter top, cropped tank or baby tee, that rides so high on a woman's chest as to expose not just the midriff, but also the bottom area of a woman's bust.

Damn, did you see her new underboob shirt?

Hells yeah! Ask her to reach for something off the top shelf!

by X. Phoratus February 21, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

Waving the Bloody Shirt

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)

Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."

by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

Aloha shirt

The proper, but seldom used name for a Hawaiian shirt.

Yesterday I walked to the Aloha shirt shop and bought an Aloha shirt.

by Tyrone112 August 1, 2008

Tit shirt

A tight shirt or sweater that forces us to look at a woman's boobs.

Dude 1: Did you see that bitch with the tit shirt?

Dude 2: Yeah man, them were some nice boobs.

by Eatit223 January 13, 2009