Avenged Seven-Troll

An Avenged Seven-Troll is a “metalhead” who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the small possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Avenged Seven-Troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal, that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs, that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol, and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies.” (All of which is not true whatsoever.) Their main point though, is that Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music and can't spell anything correctly. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Avenged Seven-Trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most Avenged Seven-Troll's have emo / gothic profile pictures, so they're easily recognizable.

A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-Troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X Fan: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-Troll.

Avenged Seven-Troll: Fag.

by Admin ZD July 15, 2011

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Sever

Sever, sunder, split. Separate, divide imply a putting apart or keeping apart of things from each other.

I will bid farewell
SEVER the ties
Now your heart beats back with deception
You have been forsaken
Leave behind all reminders of you!
"A Bid Farewell" by Killswitch Engage.

by Braulio Pereira Filho November 9, 2008

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your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009

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Seven

Seven is the type of guy who is funny , kind and will stand up for what he believes in.He loves a good challenge and he doesn’t back down to anyone. He is also smart and very sports minded

Seven is the coolest kid I’ve ever met

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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

by kriswa August 3, 2007

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