Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 04, 2004
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Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.
by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010
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I found a shell

Commonly used term highlighting a lack of awareness/indifference to the actions of others. Popular within the surfing community.
M: This tube's too strong dude, I'm gonna wipe out
S: I found a shell
by Stu@rt March 20, 2008
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Shell League Gulag

This happens on a discord server called Shell League, which is full of socially awkward teenagers where they go when having existential despair. The gulag of this server happens when a bitch ass retard mod puts you on time out for only being underage or attempting to locate an underage child to fuck for fun. Also can have discord sex with children if lazy enough.
by League Mail#3572 July 06, 2020
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Freon war-shell

When your a senior citizen playing club lacrosse
Number 26 is a “Freon war-shell” because he spins his stick instead of learning how to cradle.
by Sam Sampson April 28, 2023
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puka shell necklace

A fashion necklace accessory often worn by douche bags in your fantasy league.
"Holy shit. Did he wear a puka shell necklace to the draft?"
by Wrangler Tag September 13, 2013
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POSIX shell script

The very best programming language IN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSEEE!!!!!!! YEAAAAA!!!!!

Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!

To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh

That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh

Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!

Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
I love me some POSIX shell script. Gonna go write some right now.
by Bad C dev February 05, 2022
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