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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.
by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010
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I found a shell

Commonly used term highlighting a lack of awareness/indifference to the actions of others. Popular within the surfing community.
M: This tube's too strong dude, I'm gonna wipe out
S: I found a shell
by Stu@rt March 20, 2008
mugGet the I found a shellmug.

Shell League Gulag

This happens on a discord server called Shell League, which is full of socially awkward teenagers where they go when having existential despair. The gulag of this server happens when a bitch ass retard mod puts you on time out for only being underage or attempting to locate an underage child to fuck for fun. Also can have discord sex with children if lazy enough.
FUCK YOU DESTINY WHY AM I IN SHELL LEAGUE GULAG NOW
by League Mail#3572 July 6, 2020
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Freon war-shell

Number 26 is a “Freon war-shell” because he spins his stick instead of learning how to cradle.
by Sam Sampson April 28, 2023
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puka shell necklace

A fashion necklace accessory often worn by douche bags in your fantasy league.
"Holy shit. Did he wear a puka shell necklace to the draft?"
by Wrangler Tag September 12, 2013
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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.
Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?
by kainalukai July 20, 2011
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