Cyrus Shelton

Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole

Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?

by Sceneric June 1, 2020

Madison Shelton

Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)

Wtf do you mean use it in a sentence. She’s just to fucking cool. She’s Madison Shelton

by Poop dallah February 18, 2021

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Dripless Skeleton

A term used to define the lacking drip of a person or group, mainly used to describe someone who has so little drip, they look like a skeleton.

"God dayum, Tyrone be lookin like a dripless skeleton"

by Ashurel October 2, 2021

the skeleton brothers

sans and papyrus from undertale

Person 1: I love the skeleton brothers
Person 2: who?
Person 1: Sans and Papyrus, have you been living under a rock?

by Rsuki November 20, 2021

Emo skeleton

Dresses like a material girl but really has the fashion sense of a blind autistic-monkey; a set of clothes a blind person would cry at. Has the educational level of a 4 th grade sped kid with the same attention span. The earrings of a bad bitch, but the bigger the hoops the bigger the hoe- never turns in her work- also smells like mustard gas making want to throw up. Her voice is auditory assault on my ears making me bleed more than a murder victim. Long legs but slow as hell (in the head too). As thin as a stick as a stick on my walks contemplating my friendship with her. Made teachers want to retire. Hair like my grandmas ball of yarn.

Wow Isabella makes me want to drop out she must be an emo skeleton also a black pencil is brighter than her future!

by Mr.emo Thot May 5, 2022

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022