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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.
Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.
by DJTrance December 9, 2008
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Oh sheesh y'all

The most incredible saying in the entire universe, coined by Amir Blumenfeld on CollegeHumor
He mostly uses it on his segment with Jake Hurwitz, entitled "Jake and Amir"

Can be seen in the episode called "Rapping"
Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all! 'Twas a dream."
by j_yar_J&A September 20, 2009
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sheetal

A graceful, intelligent, and utterly beautiful Indian girl.
I wanna marry Sheetal.
by Sheetal of all hearts May 22, 2003
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sheepshagger

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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crib sheet

My professor said we could have a crib sheet instead of a cheat sheet because cheating is bad.
by N1N384LL February 18, 2009
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Sheet Ghost

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?
by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011
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