stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

by kendohmassif March 8, 2009

Shad

A name to call lazy unemployed people who live off the state, and use food stamps on the 1st and 15th of the month, also known to vote for hillary clinton

I always try avoid walmart on the 1st of the month due to the over abundance of shads

by Buschhhh November 5, 2017

shadafakup

To tell someone to shut the fuckup Polk County, Fl style.

Hey Gavin .... shadafakup - you are bothering me!!!!1

by tsells July 12, 2006

Shadd

To fool, deceive.

Thorough deception.

I wanted so bad to Shadd them, but the con would just backfire.

by Kyo Onigawara December 9, 2008

Sheaden

she does not want her middle name to be known

you will never know a sheadens middle name
middle name shea girl person

by kaddle parreeeiii November 28, 2012

SeaDonkey

A girl that is extremely ugly

"Hey did you see that girl Courtney that married Jeff?"

"Yea that bitch is a total SeaDonkey"

by PePae December 9, 2008

wet the baby's head

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012