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Shardabate

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.
i took a massive shardabate
by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011
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Shard-on

(N) A meth-induced erection, usually happens while the pipe is being hit...
Man, that shit gave me a shard-on.!
by Natasha Dubsackowski April 23, 2017
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Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.
by White Trash Astronaut December 30, 2019
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bitter Sharks fan

A warm weather (figuratively and literally) hockey fan who has probably never seen ice outside of a drinking glass. Their frustration with the failure of their local squad has reached a point where their capacity for cognitive thinking is permanently impaired.
"Did you see that call?? The Wings player was clearly using The Force to knock our guy into him causing the interference! The NHL hates us!" - a bitter Sharks fan
by definitelynotlefthighkick April 28, 2010
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The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.
Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'
by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014
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shadster

A very sketchy person, someone who is up to something and won't tell you, do not trust this person
Wow... shannon's boyfriend is such a shadster.
by Bessy January 7, 2006
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Shard

A portmanteau of the verbs "shit" and "fart," which describes the instance of accidentally shitting one's pants based on the assumption of farting prior to release.

A bit of technical information:

Despite one's intuition that the un-inflected form of the verb would be "shart," (borrowing the onset from "shit" and the rhyme of "fart") It's phonological realization, "shard," implies that the word entered the lexicon as "sharted."

Much in the same way the words "writer" and "rider" can not be distinguished from one another in speech with out a rich enough context (because they sound the same), "sharded" and "sharted" will also sound identical due to flapping. Hence, speakers of English chose "shard" as opposed to "shart" by means of back-formation. Selection of the phoneme /d/ over /t/ can likely be attributed to the feature {+voice} of the flapped consonant.
Aw man! I think I just sharded my pants!
by k.trü May 3, 2009
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