dominant shareholder

Sam Losco
The dominant shareholder, the big cheese. the king caveman

Barbara lahey: you can't do that!
Sam: if I get 51%, that'd make me the dominant shareholder. you know, the big cheese. the king caveman.

by packrunnertrainor March 9, 2022

Time share bitch

another way to say someone is a cheater

guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...

by homosexualspook October 1, 2023

sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)

"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"

by cowellisms February 21, 2013

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

marc the sharc

1. a) a kid that is always around when not wanted
b) all conversation in the room stops if:
-it enters the room in any way
-it speaks
-its appears creeping in the shadows of pictures
-it is hungry and wants food
-if it asks to "lift"
-when it is caught sight of
-PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST THIS IS THE KID NOONE LIKES

c)shitty annoying qualities that make you want to grind his face on a cheese grader:
-joke abuser
-silent scumbag
-cheap fuck
-complains
-bad rep
-cheater
-uses a girlfriend voice
-invites himself over when never wanted
-follows where not invited
-loves to brag about how rich he is and the golf course he belongs to
-drives his daddy's bmw that he claims to have paid for in full
-webcams with girlfriend who mutually cheat on one another

person 1: yo how much do you hate marc the sharc?
person 2: i wouldnt mind if boiling oil was poured on his face

by Joe Flacco January 26, 2009

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011