Secret Snacks

Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game

Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing

by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009

Secretini

A Secretini is a 100 word character that suggests a tip or advice that inspires people on ValSecrets

Neighbor Val's Secretini of the day inspired me today

by thegirlfromimpanema February 3, 2010

victorias secret angel

models for Victorias Secret. the most sexy, beautiful, perfect women you can find. all girls want to be them. they are toned, curvy, skinny bombshells that girls look at as inspiration

"who is that on your computer?"
"oh, she a victorias secret angel."
"dude, in your dreams"

by Britney Rivers March 7, 2014

male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.

That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Space has a terrible power!

Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Bamlet August 28, 2008

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009