Steven Seagal Porno

A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!

In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.

Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.

by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010

Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 2, 2004

Seahorse

The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".

"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."

by PacmansGhost August 5, 2022

Flock of Seagulls

THE REAL 'Flock of Seagulls' is simply the pluralized derivation of the well known 'Seagull', in which one person jerks it into their own hand and then approaches the soon to be sticky giz receiver, flicks the gew into their face and yells, "Seagull!" The 'Flock of Seagulls', as you can imagine, is performed in the same way by a group of greasy nutters. All of which approach their victim at once from different directions and announce, "Flock of Seagulls!" and fill their targets face and hair with cream of cock.

Flock of Seagulls--
Suzie asked Kimber why she was curled up crying and all covered with gewwy giz. Kimber told Suzie that that mean old Eddie Haskell, Wallie and the Beav 'Flock of Seagulled' her because she refused to give them a Bockcocky party.

by old-man-ed October 17, 2009

seagall

Combines "seagull" and "gall." Being vexed or irritated upon being shat upon by a seagull (or any bird).

The insolence of the that seagull really chaps my ass. I don't know what to do with the seagall that I'm feeling.

by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015

Seahawk

To royaly fuck up a lucky, simple, enviable, and/or glorious situation

The Seahawks really Seahawked when they called that pass play

by legit_hitler February 2, 2015

Seattle Seahawk

When you shit on a person(or partner) from a considerable altitude during any sexual act with or without their initial consent. The Seahawk coming from a high altitude and since seattle is always rainy, the shit from a seahawk relates to the rainy season from Seattle thus meaning when you Seattle Seahawk someone you shit on them like rain from a considerable altitude.

BJ: Dang i was boning this party girl the other night and she asked me to get freaky.
Danger: Yeah wat did she want?
Bowser: Dont tell me a boston pancake?
BJ:Na, She asked me to Seattle Seahawk her from the top of her closet!
Danger:You serious dawg??
Boswer: Did you?
BJ: Fuck Yes!!!

by BtotheJay January 28, 2010