scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

scrunt

to have sex with a woman

you cant scrunt us love ive got the painters in but you can whack us up the shitter if you like

by philipjamecook April 1, 2007

scrunt

the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff

'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'

by jimbob brown April 24, 2006

Scrumtrulescent

A combination of words: Scrumtious and Excellent.

That womans poon was scrumtrulescent.

by badasssketcher March 9, 2009

Scrutterz

A cross between scrot and butters, used to describe anything disgusting.

Example 1:
Will: *Lets out a one cheek bench sneak.*
Nathaniel: Eurgh, you're a scrutterz cunt!

Example 2:
Dave: I just banged someone up the rusty timemachine.
Carl: That is scrutterz.

by Lee Bowyer July 8, 2010

Scrubtastic

A word you would use to describe someone who tries to sound cool by bragging about something nobody cares about

Player: "Did you see the Heat beat the Celtics yesterday?"

Scrub: "No, but I bet you noobs don't know who won the volleyball championship."

Player: "Quit being scrubtastic."

by Kill Castro May 31, 2011

pulling a schuster

to flirt with a girl and get her to like you soooo muchhh!....but then you go off and find another girl and do the samee thingg over and overrr again!

YOU CANT EXPLAIN PULLING A SCHUSTER. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT YOURSELF.

by JHGLHJGTUYG June 24, 2010