Scottish

A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.

Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.

by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009

scrogitus

a disease in which one develops a strong urge to scrog all the time.

Bill: Holy shit dude, I can't stop screwing Betty. It's all that I think about. I just wanna fuck the shit out of her all day long.
Bob: Wow man, maybe you have scrogitus. You should get that checked out.

by fucktheflint October 12, 2005

Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.

"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."

by buttcircus May 1, 2012

scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 28, 2015

Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015

Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017