scratch

Extramarital sex, extracurricular sex.

He married Molly last year, but he's still gettin' a little scratch on the side from Jenny.

Or... She's dating Jimmy but still pickin' up scratch every time she gets.

by piscean315 February 9, 2005

Scratch

Verb: To 69, or conduct oral sex with your partner while they simultaneously reciprocate.

In a more common context, the word "scratch" is applied to the activity of rasping, or digging with the fingers, or nails. Examples of this useage can be seen in the phrase, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." In this slang context, that phrase is amended to, "You suck my junk, I'll lick yours." Of course, those verbs can be further amended to allow for gay/lesbian scratching, or different oral techniques.

"John, I've douched... you ready for a nice scratch?"
"Golly, Jane! That'd be swell!"

by PiltDownMcMahon March 6, 2008

scratch.mit.edu

A website made by MIT where you can create your own games, animations, etc. Apparently, this site was made for people ten years of age and older. However, it is treated more like a website for six year olds if you ask me.

The word "crap" is censored, and saying "hell" or "wth" can get you banned for swearing, however discussing and recommending bloody and gory hentai is allowed. The only projects "appropriate" enough for the front page are shitty stickman projects, and projects that say "I QWIT".

The members of this website can be grouped into the following categories: Attention-whores who feign quitting Scratch repeatedly, furry weaboos who do nothing but draw Warrior cats, Forumers who brag about how they have no lives, Art thieves who take art from DeviantART and say it's their own, Wannabe trolls, spammers, and the actual programmers that get banned for little to no reason. They are all referred to as "Scratchers".

Despite all the annoying pricks on this site, it's really hard to actually leave the site without first being overloaded with homework, actually having a life, etc. If you somehow manage to actually survive on this website without getting banned, I tip my hat to you.

New scratcher: "This site seemed cool so I joined! :)"
Experienced Scratcher: "I recommend sticking to the program for now, this site is hell."
Attention whore: "ZOMG VIEW MY PROJECT OR I QUIT FOREVARRR"
Furry Weaboo: "my name is firtree and i want you to join seedclan pleaseeee"
Forumers: "Then I was playing minecraft for like 23 hours, and this meenie said i had no life ZOMG D:<< Discuss"
Art thief: "look at my amayzing art that i drew in five minutes" *posts picture of Vincent VanGogh art*
Wannabe troll: "You SUCK. Get it HAHA SUCK, like, SUCKING SUCK?"
Spammers: "Welcome to scratch now view my project and give it a love-it mmmmk? <3"
Actual programmers: *can't say anything because they're banned*
New Scratcher: "Uhhh... I'll probably just leave now because you guys traumatized me for life. Thanks for that. Remind me to never go on scratch.mit.edu again."

by SwallowMyTail December 14, 2011

Stretch Him Out

To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat

yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.

by mattyice April 3, 2012

Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015

screeching weasel

awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.

Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.

by screechingqueer June 30, 2005

scrotch

scratching one's crotch

Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV

by Naughty Kat June 24, 2009