scretchy

A word to describe someone or something that is both creepy and sketchy. Scretchy.

Used in a sentence:
"That man was very scretchy" or "Stop being scretchy!"

by doublebanana March 6, 2011

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.

aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!

by devdawgula July 3, 2004

neck-scratchers

Late night crackheads on the street.
They often scratch their necks while begging fo money.

Dude , I HATE walkin home from the club district. That area is full of neck-scratchers.

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.

Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.

by Randman January 9, 2007