Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Bussy

When you have spotted a tomboy that's equally girly and boyish that the only for you to distinguish what gender they are is to either be notified of it or take a gander and check if there is a dick or not. If you take the latter way however, you expect that there might be a dick which makes you gay. Good luck gay boy

Some poor soul : "Oh, is that a femboy or tomboy. I really don't know lets check"
*checks underneath the person's skirt and finds a massive schlonger*
Schrodinger's Bussy strikes again

by LtSmol February 18, 2023

Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

When your friend says something a dumb “hot take”, but waits for the reaction of the group to claim it was rage bait.

Friend 1: why does Jake always say the dumbest takes in the group chat?
Friend 2: He thinks it’s funny to rage bait us, but he’s actually just stupid
Friend 1: Ah I get it, he waits to be called out to say he was just trying to get a rise out of us
Friend 2: exactly, it’s a Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

by Squidington May 29, 2025

Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it

"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"

by Chemical potato June 2, 2025

Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.

Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."

by Opa Opa September 30, 2025

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025