scaley

Someone with a fetish for fish or other water-dwelling animals

Ewww, Victor, you're such a scaley!

by aldrich_lucas April 21, 2011

scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

bonary scale

A scale used to measure attractiveness of females. If a man would experience an erection in her presence, that female is a one. If not, then she is a zero.

Reference to bonary scale:
Even though she's got that weird jaw thing going on, she's still a one in my book.

by djklunk March 23, 2009

Shipway Scale

A measurement of tiredness, one being extremely wide awake and 10 being oh my god i am about to fall into a coma.

Yaaawn, I'm about an 8 on the Shipway Scale...you?

by beverlyhills October 16, 2009

the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls

man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs

by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008

Binary Scale

Derivative of the 1-10 scale, in which a person or persons are rated in terms of physical attractiveness ranging from 1 (least attractive) to 10 (most attractive).

The Binary Scale is an alternative, simplified version of the 1-10 scale based on the {binary} numeral system in which the number "1" is equated with an "on" or "yes" command and the number "0" is equated with an "off" or "no" command. Thus, by rating the subject a "1", the rater is declaring that he or she would pursue the subject sexually and, adversely, by rating the subject a "0", would not pursue the subject.

Bill: Dude... blonde at the counter, nice rack... binary scale?
Ted: 1. Definitely a 1.

-or-

Rupert: Get a load of that fat chick with the 2 year old... binary?
Cornelius: 0.

by roconnorrekit February 7, 2010

Orgasm Scale

The orgasm scale is a scale of pleasure from 1 to 10.

The Orgasm Scale:
1- This sucks!
2- This is barely good!
3- I've had better.
4- This is not bad.
5- This is kinda good.
6- Oh my!
7- Holy shit!
8- Why the fuck am I ridin' this monster?!
9- Oh yeah!
10- OH MY MOTHER FUCKIN' GOD!!! I CAN'T STOP!!! OH YEAH!!!

by Nigger2daresQ July 22, 2010