An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
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Commonly used scale to rate women based on their three most important components, tits, face, and ass. A scale of 1-5 is used to judge each part of woman. A 15 would be a really hot girl with great tits and firm ass. A 0 would be, you know.
by j5l5 September 23, 2012
Get the The 5-5-5 Scale mug.The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.
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"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
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3: Cuddling
4: Kiss on the cheek
5: Kiss on the lips
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7: Touching your partners body (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8: 7 but with clothes off
9: Oral sex
10: Sexual intercourse
2: Hugging
3: Cuddling
4: Kiss on the cheek
5: Kiss on the lips
6: Making out
7: Touching your partners body (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8: 7 but with clothes off
9: Oral sex
10: Sexual intercourse
Guy 1: Hey, how far did you and your girlfriend get on the 10 point relationship scale?
Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to a 6! :D
Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to a 6! :D
by gratata69 February 20, 2017
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by The Anderson Scale October 24, 2017
Get the The Anderson Maturity Scale mug.A rating scale created and used by the internet personality Major "Major" Duncan from the YouTube channel Friends Without Benefits.
The Major Thumb Scale works by holding up to two thumbs "up", "in the middle", or "down".
The scale ranges from "two thumbs down" to "two thumbs up", with "two thumbs down" being the lowest rating, and "two thumbs up" being the highest rating.
The Major Thumb Scale Ratings (least to greatest): "two thumbs down", "one thumb down", "two thumbs in the middle", "one thumb in the middle", "one thumb up", "two thumbs up".
The Major Thumb Scale works by holding up to two thumbs "up", "in the middle", or "down".
The scale ranges from "two thumbs down" to "two thumbs up", with "two thumbs down" being the lowest rating, and "two thumbs up" being the highest rating.
The Major Thumb Scale Ratings (least to greatest): "two thumbs down", "one thumb down", "two thumbs in the middle", "one thumb in the middle", "one thumb up", "two thumbs up".
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