Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.

Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!

by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019

sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 10, 2010

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Proper Sausage

Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018