Sandwich King

A game played in a public or private cafeteria. Two people must agree to play, although after that point anyone in the cafeteria is considered to be playing.

Anytime anyone who is playing Sandwich King sees someone else with a sandwich for lunch, the person punches, smashes, or otherwise rips or destroys the sandwich and yells "Sandwich King!"

No one knows who's playing, what the score is, or when it started.

"Sandwich King! Haha!"
"That asshole just punched my sandwich!"

by ANinyMouse October 16, 2004

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

Wish Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and you wish something was in between

Momma, when them wish sandwiches gunna be ready

by Moose mode December 27, 2017

Dutch Sandwich

A legal tax dodge also called the Double Irish. Profits are sent to Ireland which has a high tax rate. But, Ireland doesn't tax some payments made to other EU states, so the money is sent to a shell in the Netherlands. The Dutch have very low tax laws, so it is home free. The money is then routed to an Irish-owned subsidieary in Bermuda which is why it is called Double Irish. The corporation has only paid 0.2% of taxes in this process. What a deal!

Google made billions of dollars on it's overseas investments but used the Dutch Sandwich to pay a total of 2.5% in taxes on the profits!

by CrazyManNo9B December 28, 2010

Fat Sandwich

A Sexual position where two people have sexual intercourse while tightly squeezed inbetween two obese men

"I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't want to have a fat sandwich"

by Penguin Sentence January 6, 2012

Hydraulic Sandwich

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006

mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

by Dirty January 3, 2004