Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.
by hammy12323 December 6, 2011
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A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
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by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019
Get the Grape Sandwich mug.Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
by splucygoosey November 24, 2011
Get the two-finger sandwich mug.A delicacy to some, but repulsive to most. The act of eating a chick's box while she is on her period. The taste is similar to that of a Flintstone Vitamin, which is notoriously rich in iron.
Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.
Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
Bill: Let's grab a bite to eat. I'm starved.
Alex: I'm cool. I just left Natasha's; she fed me The Iron Sandwich. I swear she's had her period for three weeks. I actually feel like going to the gym.
Bill: You're an animal, Alex.
by the eyeball July 16, 2013
Get the The Iron Sandwich mug.He is regarded as a sleaze-ball and a liar. He is a straight-up fried turd sandwich! A real piece of work!
by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2023
Get the fried turd sandwich mug.A 'SHIT SANDWICH' is a method of delivering some bad news, advice, or a rejection of someone's idea(s).
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
It is designed to make the bad news, advice or rejection more palatable, easier to take, and/or easier on the receiving party.
It is used to ensure the the person hearing the bad news, advice or rejection actually listens to what is being said so they can eat and digest it...
You want someone to eat the 'Shit' (bad news), you serve it between two lovely slices of bread.. hence 'Shit Sandwich'
George is just about to be sacked....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
Hi George,
You've been with us for over 20 years and you've been a fantastic member of our team. You've dedicated so much of your own time its unbelieveable. You are a real credit.
The company needs to cut back and as you are so close to retirement it was felt that you'd be the ideal one to step down. Free up some of your time to do things you want to do.
Think of all the positive things you can now do with that dear wife of yours. She can fianlly spend some quality time with you, and you can take that Cruise you've always said you'd take her on. I envy you George.
Thats a 'Shit Sandwich'......
Not - Hi George, your Fired.....
by q0j0p April 10, 2010
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