Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."

I wish i could swing a bat like sam

by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020

Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

Sam

Sam is an extremely cool guy. He normally has ginger hair, brown hair and usually 5'9. He also likes to play video games with his friends. Sam usually goes for girls called Holly and Edith, he is kind and loving towards his girlfriend, however is easily embarrassed. His best friends are normally Ryan, Alistair, Iain, Ollie, Vincenzo. He has many weird talents, and is good with his hands.

I wish I was Sam

by Bishop Bante November 6, 2017

Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023

Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018