The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021

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Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018

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Salmon Clams

Ignito word to use in order to determine if a woman is down to scissor. Say it really fast three times. Slamm’in Clams

Do you like salmon clams? I’m up for some fun tonight.

by FCDubbs August 25, 2022

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salmon roeee

salmon roeee is an aesthetic which derives from the 90's,00's and the 2010's.people with this aesthetic mostly wear baggy and skinny jeans,skater skirts and many more trends from the 90's,00's and 2010's.

these jeans i got from depop are soooo cuteeeee it fits the salmon roeee aesthetic

by _saumonnnnn_ January 24, 2022

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Whitehorse Salmon

When you are having vaginal sex with a woman and you are about to ejaculate but you surprisingly stick a salmon from the Yukon territories in her anus as soon as you cum.

i’m totally gonna whitehorse salmon you later!

by patrick stewart’s ass March 27, 2021

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