sympathetic

A feeling that is felt for those who have slept with somebody who is way below their level.

I'm so sympathetic that you slept with Jane. She weighs like 250 and is 5'6. You drank way too much dunkel dude. In fact you were dunkeled.

by Jackelope January 13, 2007

sympathydick

To throw the bone to someone who is down on there luck.

Hey Jack I think since Michelle is upset I will give her some sympathydick.

by mustardass August 30, 2009

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Sympathetic Vagina

One who cares for the plight of the penis, but also fucks shit up and kicks people's asses, ninja style .

i'm a sympathetic vagina, but please...that guy needs his ass beat...ninja style!

by Sympathetic Vagina March 6, 2005

sympathetic transgenderism

sympathetic transgenderism is a lesser known phenomenon in which the friend of a transgender person may experiment or toy with the notion of being transgendered themselves. this person may do this to better understand their friend, or better understand their own sexual identity. sympathetic transgender people may experiment by wearing clothes opposite to their usual gender assigned attire, joining trans pride parades and using genital prosthetics.

girl 1- i caught jane in the bathroom with a fake penis and a binder.. what's her deal? she's not trans, is she?
girl 2- nahh, she's just experiencing sympathetic transgenderism. she wants to understand what jon is going through.

by vms February 26, 2015

Sympathetic Apolitical

a person who is apolitical or someone who doesn't care about politics, the country's future, etc. but he/she does care about someone's future.

guy 1: wow, this coutry is doomed, they literally voted without thinking or checking their backgrounds.
guy 2: they're stupid man
guy 1: fck this country and the politics, i don't care about their future, ofc, except for my GF's future and my family
guy 2: wow, you're a Sympathetic Apolitical

by The Casa May 29, 2022

Sympathetic nervousness

State of mind of some people who get more nervous than you, when they see you're facing a problem or predicament. Very noticeable on women, by the way.

Woah, thank you for all the sympathetic nervousness!... but how are we going to fix this?

by mpin July 2, 2014