Swolner

When you get an erection while working out. Portmanteau of swole and boner.

I was on the bench press when this girl walked by in the tightest yoga pants and I popped a swolner.

by Lordopher June 1, 2016

swollfishing

When you look bigger in your pictures or videos than you really do in person.

My online dating pics were taken in a way to make me look bigger than what I really am. I'm out here swollfishing.

by Nel-E-Nel February 1, 2018

Swole Souls

Dark Souls, with a buff avatar. Them undead souls are not the only snack around.

Are you playing Dark Souls? No, Swole Souls, my avatar is such a snack.

by scarletmay13 June 2, 2018

swolecide

The act of metaphorically "killing" your old self and putting all your time and effort into becoming as swole as possible.

Becky: Damn, Billy used to be so skinny but now he's swole af.
David: Yeah, he committed swolecide.

by InsomniakFTP May 13, 2018

swolenado

A viscous unleashing of the powers of swole

I opened up a can of swolenado on them

by mj332 July 27, 2018

swolesesh

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.

Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.

by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019

Swolling

The act of getting Swoll

I’m Swolling in the gym .

by DaddySwolling May 23, 2019