Mctyson suprise

The act of aggressively biting your partners ear during sex while their eating the mcrib
“Damn she was hot, i would have liked it if she didn’t give me a mctyson suprise
by Original Pseudonym November 03, 2021
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indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"
by Absolute belta May 16, 2017
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Spaghetti suprise

When one slurps out a females bloody tampon out of there vagina
Yea man, I was going down on her last night and pulled a spaghetti suprise on her
by Trevor04 January 13, 2020
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Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 26, 2021
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Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
by Bills rv service August 09, 2019
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Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020
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