An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 16, 2017
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
by Kick your ass February 17, 2014
Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.
by phd.whom June 16, 2022
When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her
by Islamicllamas December 17, 2015
Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.
by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021
When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020
by PootIsCupcake February 13, 2016