When a number is rounded twice up or down, to the nearest whole number of the person that is rounding’s choice.
by Ethical Rounding Standard February 20, 2019
Get the Ethical Rounding Standard mug.Another name for a manual transmission cars. Back when automatic first came out, all the cars had manual transmissions and automatic was optional, so cars came standard with a manual transmission.
That honda civic is a standard transmission.
by Marcus Taylor February 16, 2006
Get the standard mug.Black person: Shut up you cracker
White person: Shut up you n*gger
Black person: OMG RACIST!
Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.
White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.
Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.
White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.
White person: Shut up you n*gger
Black person: OMG RACIST!
Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.
White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.
Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.
White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.
by UltimateDoge March 6, 2021
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Get the standard mug.Standard is short for 'Standard Operating Procedure'. It is abbreviated as standard or simply STD.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
This is the standard reply given to general statements made that are more than obvious or typical.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
Get the standard mug.The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"
Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to Ro Sham Bo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard Ro Sham Bo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard Ro Sham Bo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!
by RSB Master December 18, 2007
Get the Standard Ro Sham Bo mug.A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010
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