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tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 8, 2011
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Stall baby

When your so drunk at the bar that you go into the bathroom and curl up in the fetal position before or after throwing up.
I went into the bathroom and saw a stall baby!

I wish I had captured a picture of that guy being a stall baby!
by Bshaw1979 November 28, 2010
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School toilet stalls

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.
I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.
by ANimal CrossinG man March 26, 2022
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Sludgewreck Stall

A bathroom stall that exists, but is avoided by most people due to the disgusting conditions, lack of proper functionality, or urgently needed maintenance.

Such conditions may include stalls lacking doors, feces covering the toilet seat, mold growing on the ground, etc.
“I entered the skiles restroom, only to find myself facing a flooded, poop-filled, bug-infested, sludgewreck stall, which I promptly decided was not worth the risk to my well-being.”
by airplane127 October 24, 2023
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cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.
Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
by Just Dirty August 5, 2016
mugGet the cleaned the stallmug.

Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.
Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.
by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025
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Brawl Stall

When a member of your D&D party is constantly stifling the action in your quest. They'll second guess every move that's made and attempt to solve every conflict with non-violence.
Player 1: "I want to kick the door open and run in screaming bloody murder. I want to gain as much attention as possible for a target rich environment."
Player 2: "YEAH! Let's get 'em!"
Player 3: "Okay, but on your head be it."
Player 4: "Hang on! There might be another way to do this. Can we try talking to them?"
Players 1,2 & 3: "For fuck sake, stop trying to brawl stall us!"
by asstastic February 5, 2018
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