sperm gurgler

someone, male or female, who swallows the sperm of a male.

and insult for someone you dont like

"kiss my ass, sperm gurgler"

by Emperor Xist January 28, 2006

sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

by J-Fad March 30, 2007

sperm babies

when sperm leaks out of the anus after anal sex.

"dont cum in my butt i dont want any sperm babies!"

by mackbergs February 04, 2006

waste of sperm

A term used as a negative connotation for a baby.

What an ugly waste of sperm.

by bigandjolly October 08, 2006

Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 03, 2006

sperm doner

man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

by clement parkes March 28, 2008

bubblin' sperm

A term from an adult parody of the Beverly Hillbillies theme.

"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
He took Elie Mae and he threw her on the bed,
Down with his pants and out with his worm,
And up through her legs shot bubblin' sperm"

I gave her a facial with bubblin' sperm.

by Dread Pirate Walker November 13, 2007