What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
by chris7ian December 2, 2010
Get the Softserve mug.The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.
Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.
by nutella137 November 16, 2020
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by bobbers February 6, 2005
Get the bophie sobasha mug.It's Friday evening and I'm going home to have a SodaStream.
I drank four SodaStreams last night.
I poured a whole bottle of SodaStream over her head.
I drank four SodaStreams last night.
I poured a whole bottle of SodaStream over her head.
by Ahrem D July 11, 2011
Get the SodaStream mug.Pretty much the most bad ass people in the world. If you are a SoFamouz you are better then everyone else in the universe. can be used as an adjective.
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are SoFamouz and those who wish they were SoFamouz.
Brad is not a SoFamouz.
Brad is not a SoFamouz.
by Zoltan3 April 4, 2009
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"Did you see that? I soffastrated that piece of shit baby rapist!"
"Did you see that? I soffastrated that piece of shit baby rapist!"
by Michael and Chad February 25, 2009
Get the soffastrate mug.The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.
There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.
by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010
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