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Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010
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Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.
There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Singapur

Vamos para singapur/fuck
by Jellix🥰 August 11, 2020
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jimmy single

A joint/spliff, but using a small rizla
Jason: Damn, I'm out of kingsize rizlas
Ant: Your gonna have to roll a Jimmy Single
by Anthony Corkingbottom March 18, 2008
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sex in single player mode

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode
by Loki19634 January 15, 2019
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signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.
1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.
by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003
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Single individual doobie

To smoke Cannabis in a room full of friends, and not share any.
''Hey you passing that Joint Nigga?!?''

''Nah man, Single individual doobie.''
by Sir Burgess. December 17, 2011
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