deveining the shrimp

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.

Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.

by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017

shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.

"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"

by MrMcgee November 26, 2013

Shrimp or Fries

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"

Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!

by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

Lil shrimp

Little dick

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.

by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018

shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018