Serious

When someone IS NOT JOKING

Clorox : hey have you seen Ian’s shoes it’s reslly bad I think he’s to poor to buy new ones
Lysol: hahaha yea
Clorox: no I’m serious I feel bad..
Lysol: oh
Ian: ;(

by H8tersaremymotivators October 18, 2018

Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023

Serious

A conversation recently held over text

If Noah were to look up the definition of serious, in a perfect world he would see a picture of the text conversation we had recently

by MaggieOfHogwarts February 16, 2020

Serious George

A play on words of 'Curious George' which is a person that ruins an intended joke or light hearted comment by being too serious.

Joker: "Ha ha, when that kid rides by on his bike, you should throw a stick in his spokes."
Buddy: "That's not very cool, they could get hurt."
Joker: "...way to kill the mood, Serious George."

by Bearded Fist September 21, 2013

Serious

something urban dictionary is not

urban dictionary is not serious

by thicc boy lizard January 28, 2021

In the box serious

Expresses how important or serious a matter is. It is used to show a higher level of importance than a saying such as "dead ass" or "dead serious."

I'm not playing, I will come for you. I'm in the box serious.

by Janet&Cassida December 20, 2017

Serious case of yurbuds

That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.

-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-

Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.

Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.

Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.

by That Beach Volleyballer July 15, 2013