the Seal

A sex move that will result in a hoe looking and sounding like a seal.

The seal - When you are banging a hoe from behind, reach down over her face, using to fingers as hooks, grab her nose and pull up. With no place to go, she will swing her arms and sound like a seal as she is saying uhuh, uhuh, uhuh

the Seal by Angry Monkey Nutz July 8, 2009

navy seal!

something you would yell while sneaking up on someone and hitting them in the back of the head. Interchangeble with ninja kill!

man one: whats that...
*thunk*
me: NAVY SEAL!

navy seal! by awesome five October 24, 2009

Crazy Seal Dog 

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

Crazy Seal Dog by mambo555 April 25, 2011

Royal Seal 

When you pour hot red wax on a persons asshole and stamp it with a royal seal. Blow to cool down and break with finger.

Tracy: ugh i have to rip the wax off my asshole.
Amanda: did you get it waxed yesterday?
Tracy: no i let my boyfriend give me a royal seal last night.

Royal Seal by Sharktopuss March 9, 2019

Circus Seal Seesaw 

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.

John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!

Circus Seal Seesaw by K of NJ April 24, 2009

beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

beer seal by 5finger December 16, 2012

Circus seal 

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.

Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!

Circus seal by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020