Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018
Get the straight scissor mug.A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.
by mrmacgee November 14, 2011
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The female version of a butt-buddy. Two female friends who spend time with each other in excessive amounts.
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Get the Scissoring Mudslide mug.Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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Tracy and Amanda, left unfulfilled by Colin's 4 incher, took up the beautiful art of scissor kicking.
by Mark et Dan October 20, 2008
Get the scissor kick mug.Marcus: Hey Andy, did u hear matt and joel bum scissoring last night?
Andy: Yeah man, they were rubbing anus's and moaning like a pack of wildabeasts. Wildabeasts do that i guess.
Marcus: Oooh yeah.
Andy: Yeah man, they were rubbing anus's and moaning like a pack of wildabeasts. Wildabeasts do that i guess.
Marcus: Oooh yeah.
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