The act of throwing sand in the face of a partner you have performed an angry dragon on to give the appearance of scarred flesh covered by a beard.
That asshole Chad gave me a Sandy Clegane last night and now I have sand in my sinuses and he keeps calling me the hound.
by Sandy Clegane January 05, 2018
by Moof<3 June 29, 2011
Dude why are you walking around funny?
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.
by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020
A nasty aged woman usually of Caucasian decent who is a judge mental haggard hoe and is mean as fuck.
by Hoe ass bitch from Jacksonvill July 14, 2016
by squeakordie April 03, 2022
The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea
by JerrBear81 November 23, 2020
by mister.Mingo July 20, 2021