Raylei

A gorgeous girl who loves guys older than her. A Raylei usually likes guys named Abe and sometimes even lives in his basement. Raylei's can be very sassy but can be fun at times too. Don't ever mess with a Raylei, she leaves slap Mark's for days. Raylei's like to teach health and sometimes refer to a health teacher when this term is used.

Abe:"Whoa was that Raylei!"
Raylei:"You know it!"

by Jball2500 November 13, 2018

Reylen

Reylen is Beautiful inside and out. Sometimes she will get on your nerves but you will be friends again by the end of the day. She will always laugh at you and your jokes. Reylen is a great friend and her personality is happy and sassy

“Reylen was in my class today”

by Mwihdbshsud October 9, 2019

Rule 15.5

If a video game exists, there is Thomas the Tank engine of it in some form. Whether it be through the game's own features, mods, or just artwork, you are bound to find something related to Thomas the Tank engine in any game.

>"Seriously, this game just came out and already there is a mod that adds Thomas the Tank Engine?"
>"Yeah dude, that's Rule 15.5 of gaming"

by GrimoireOfMarisa November 21, 2019

The Rule of Finite Summers

The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.

In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.

"No, I didn't see the Hannah Montana movie; it runs counter to the Rule of Finite Summers."

by IslandMyk December 27, 2009

jail rules

means anything goes, basically no rules at all

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.

by dizern June 16, 2010

Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011

The Rules of Texas

The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.

1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.

2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.

3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.

4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.

5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.

6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.

7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.

8. Texas is the only place more American than America.

9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.

10. Don’t mess with Texas.

Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)

Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.

Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.

Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?

Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas

by Wootermaloon February 23, 2021