rowan parkes

this absolute beauty goes around and bags all malorys
so if your girl is named malory.. watch out!
he be bagging everyone he sees aii

my friend “rowan parkes”

by row! April 12, 2023

Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.

Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault

by Slahser October 3, 2023

Rowan

Rowan is generally quiet, but when he does talk, he usually says something important, or a sarcastic one liner.
Rowan enjoys geography, and even if he isn't the best at sports, he gives 100% every day. Rowan usually has rare facial features, and often Rowan has curly hair, and blue eyes. Rowan doesn't often go after girls, but when he does, he has insane rizz.
Rowan usually watches the NBA, and has great taste in favorite teams. He hates the Grizzlies, and loves the Warriors.

Girl: Hey Rowan, you're looking cute today
Rowan: *ignores them*

Friend: Hey Rowan, wanna pay some fn?
Rowan: Ofc. I'm bouta shit on all y'all

by WarriorFan08 March 1, 2023

rowan

a dum bich who is dum an stupis so gros think bahd mucisz is gud mucjsc an stink like SHIT

A- this bich ac like a rowan
B- i kno rite???????????????????

by tommysonismydaddeh July 27, 2021

nurse rowan

A nurse with a phat ass named Rowan

Person: Dude that nurse has a fat ass
Person 2: Her name is Nurse Rowan

by dababysheeeesh April 18, 2021

ben Arthur george rowan

I would say I’m the sexiest mountain out there and really funny has a bunch of babes probably has some type of autism or personality disorder is a cooche magnet if u see him make sure u tell him your a very cool mountain

Oscar:woah is that really mountain Ben he’s so cool I which I was him
Maddie:AGREED Ben Arthur George Rowan is a chad

by Maddie bayes October 10, 2020

ben arthur george rowan

Is a really sexy guy super hot also goes by mountain Ben gets tons of babes also nicknamed the Coochie magnet super funny and charming probably has personality disorder and autism is super jolly best detective in among us hates the haters

Oscar: wow is that my good pal Ben Arthur George Rowan he’s so cool what a Chad

Maddie:AGREED

by Maddie bayes October 10, 2020