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happy rolling

This is the act of, when masturbating in bed, turning on to your side and jizzing all over what is next to you (eg. empty side of double bed, floor, girlfriend, Justin Bieber poster) After completion then roll back onto your back and be happy as no cleanup operation is required. Popular amongst members of the Royal Navy because bog roll is in short supply on ships and Navy birds are ugly. Under no circumstances attempt happy rolling in a sleeping bag.
Dude your room smells like youve been happy rolling in here for a month, and since when did Justin Bieber grow a yellow goatee?
by screwloose86 February 23, 2011
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Rolled a ball

Is when you sit down and your balls roll around each other kinda like those Chinese stress relief balls you roll in your hand
I was so stoked to look at some porn before my parents got home and a sat down to fast and rolled a ball
by Kingdong30 June 11, 2016
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Mid-roll

an online video advertisement that plays in the middle of a video that has been selected for viewing.
If the video is longer than 10 minutes it will have a mid-roll
by NateblovesUD July 27, 2018
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Roll up

Let's roll up the Wool-o and get all schmoked up
by unstable bob April 21, 2018
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Rolling Girl

Someone who wants to roll off a cliff, and isnt afraid to do it.
"I feel like a rolling girl"
"Bitch you good????"
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rick roll

an internet phenomenon in which someone provides a link claiming it to be relevant to the topic at hand, only for that link to redirect you to the music video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."
"you've just been rick roll'd!!"
by deeskweezy October 16, 2008
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roll the bones

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005
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