Rebonkulous

someone who is ridiculusly hot that you'd like to "bonk"
derived from redonkulous

jordan: cheyenne is rebonkulous.
adam: yeah

by asdfnkl January 11, 2010

Recockulous

Completely and utterly rediculous (or reDICK). Can and usually is abbreviated: reCOCK. Synonym: repenis.

Chad: I can't believe Tad is gunna marry a fuckin Yankee fan. Has he no morals?
Brad: I know bro, it's absolutely reCOCKulous on so many different levels.

by fal43 May 2, 2011

Recoil

When a girl is dancing, running or jumping and her boobs are bouncing wildly - but pleasurably.

I know I’m going to hell, but did you see the Recoil of that Special Olympics chick doing jumping jacks!?

by BLAYZE68 July 28, 2022

texas reboned ham

when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.

dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.

by the fighting armadillo December 21, 2010

recockulous

Synonym for ridiculous. Dick and Cock are interchangeable.

Working 4 jobs is so crazy it's recockulous

by Summer Knight February 16, 2009

cunt reco

Short for 'cunt recondition' or 'cunt reconstruction'.

A phrase used, more often by those of lower socioeconomic status, to describe the process a woman goes through after a childbirth which results in severe vaginal tearing.

Sharon: "That kid there was trouble to squeeze out I tell ya. Tore me up so bad I ended up with a vagasshole. Had to have a full cunt reco to fix it!"

by TMA-1 March 13, 2009

Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.

Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."

by Secularist October 21, 2011