raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
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Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure
Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!
by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
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Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
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Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon
by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023
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