beat the rug

Slang term for female masturbation.

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."

by Richard Ballsworth January 27, 2016

faze rug

A virgin cod trickshotter who is whiter than my socks.

Yo have you seen faze rug's new trickshot?

by ChineseDiabetes August 1, 2016

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.

Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员

by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike

Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.

by nikkanicki December 23, 2011