beat the rug

Slang term for female masturbation.

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."

by Richard Ballsworth November 20, 2015

faze rug

A virgin cod trickshotter who is whiter than my socks.

Yo have you seen faze rug's new trickshot?

by ChineseDiabetes March 11, 2016

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 06, 2010

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

do rugs

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.

Person 1: "What are you gonna do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I'm gonna do rugs."

by SomeoneShadow September 18, 2018

Auburn Rug

Auburn Rug often referred to as a ginger person's pubic section.

Check that redhead, wonder if she's smuggling an auburn rug in her pants.

by Rugmeister May 03, 2011

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022