river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature

Dang , I'm rocking river wang

by Jakko snappu June 6, 2016

pulled a river

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat

Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!

by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.

Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!

by 12121212113 August 22, 2010

river oaks

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009

river trout

When the Hudson River collected sewage from surrounding communities, swimmers and fishermen referred to the floating turds as "river trout."

I swam from New Jersey to New York but the river trout got me.

by aegrotatio March 31, 2009

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008