national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity

national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.

by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party

OMG, my employees in the warehouse are like raccoons at a rave.

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist

Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon

by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023

Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....

by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

to raccoon

to steal one's idea or catch phrase

Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same

by FatJackFlabSniff May 8, 2017

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024