When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.
by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025
Get the Raccoon Guillotinemug. by 4182931 March 13, 2018
Get the raccoonedmug. Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
Get the Raccoon surprisemug. by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022
Get the Raccoonmug. Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021
Get the raccoon jumpmug. by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022
Get the Wet Raccoon Banana Splitmug.