by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 14, 2024
the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 20, 2021
a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 18, 2025
Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024
by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020