Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

Quaffle

For non-muggles, a quaffle is in fact a waffle that has been saturated with queefs. Usually occuring in breakfast resturants with tainted food.

Dog, I went to Denny's and the waitress destroyed my grand slam breakfast by giving me quaffles instead of frenchtoast.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009

quadeer

Quadeer a name originating from Egypt one with this name is often legendary, also defined as a god.

Hey have you seen Quadeer, Zues can't compare to him

by QQME December 28, 2013

Quaft

When a girl shits so hard it causes her to also queef.

Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.

by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011

quakey

shook or crazy and funny

that story was quakey

that’s quakey

by birds39 March 7, 2018

quadeir

Funny, kind, sweet! Quadeir is loveable and he’ll give you all his respect. He hates bullies but he’s a good role model. He’s respected by his friends and family. He’s knows a lot about sports. He’s a great guy to be friends with. He’s a loyal family memeber and he will always be by his families side. He’s good at sports and he’s a good mentor to his peers/friends. He may slack in grades but he’s smart.

Quadeir is amazing

by unknown532 March 4, 2019