Paramraj

Really tall but seemingly for no reason. He is not good at sports although he has a height advantage. And he only blames other people for his mistakes. 99.9% of Paramrajs are not the best but the 0.1% are some good people

"Hey is that a paramraj!" Yup, but he is probably not loyal.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

The Great Pyramid of Giza

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.

Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.

by WardUp September 7, 2005

paramedic sandwich

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.

"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009

Push over the pyramid

When lots of people use the same outhouse every day in cold weather the crap piles up directly under the drop zone and freezes from the bottom up. If left unchecked the pile stacks higher and higher until it emerges up out of the hole as a semi free form mass resembling a big brown birthday cake complete with white rosettes and brightly colored candles. At some point someone must push it over so the universe can march forward as it is intended to do.

Dickson, those ass holes down in Accounting are starting to get out of hand. You need to go down there and "push over the pyramid." Text me when its done, I’ll be in Cabo.

by pud'n tain November 17, 2010

paramour

A significant other, i.e. boyfriend or girlfriend, that resides in your home. Unmarried persons that live together.

He is not my husband, he is my paramour.

by BeckyAH October 25, 2006

Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010

Paramore

A pop band that has mistakenly been labeled "punk rawk." A load of emos that picked up guitars and microphones and only got their break because of a female lead singer, as if female rockers never existed before (ahem, Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, etc). Their career revolves around their singer, Hayley Williams. Just another Pop band that a bunch of naive kids listen to in order to feel emotional, deep, and emo... even though Paramore's lyrics don't go deeper than shallow breakups and even more shallow heartbreak. Their image matters more to them than their music's quality, which is also poor. Going without saying: DON'T LISTEN TO PARAMORE.

Naive Kid 1: Paramore's the best band ever, they're so punk rawk!!
Smart kid 1: Honey, time to get a life. And a taste in music.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 24, 2010